THE ROCK MOVED

SCENE THE SECOND OF AN OLD STORY

1. Anyone who sails knows about rock-dodging.

2. Anyone who sails in the west of Scotland certainly knows about rock-dodging.

3. We know about rock-dodging. (That is another story.)

4. And we know: rocks move ... don't they? *

SCENE THE FIRST THE SAME STORY

1. Anyone who sails knows about rock-dodging.

2. Anyone who sails in the west of Scotland certainly knows about rock-dodging.

3. We know about rock-dodging. (That is another story.)

4. Peter knows about rock dodging.

5. Off Port Ellen, Islay, in early May ... oh dear ... the rocks moved ... didn't they?*

6. That's our boat (drawn by Peter on his Christmas card entitled Scotched on the Rocks)

7. Out of the water all summer

8. For repairs to a hole in her hull.

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*Answer: Yes, it is a fact .... because I read it in the paper!