Wednesday, 16 April 2014


A joke that Tudor would have loved!

Ellen and her husband  Bob went for counseling after 25 years of  marriage.

When asked what  the problem was, Ellen went into a  passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of  time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Ellen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!

Ellen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.  The therapist turned to Bob and said, "This is what your wife  needs at least three times a week.  Can you do this?"

Bob thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I  can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play  golf."

Golf swing animation image: Wikimedia. Author: Persian Poet Gal

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