Tuesday, 23 December 2008


Alastair and Dawn are winging their way across the North Pole today ... along with that big jolly fellow -getting ready to depart - with his sleigh full of toys and 8 reindeer!

And speaking of reindeer .....

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!

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